I'm back at school, and I'm halfway moved into my room. Irene is hanging out here, but it's her chill side, the less-than-an-inch-of-rain-with-wind side. The scantily clad drunk women and the drunk men that follow them around are undeterred, and have been seen running about campus hand in hand yelling "Fuck Irene." I am missing certain vital items ( Read more... )

So I heard there was an earthquake. Of course I heard about this quite a while ago, but the follow-up is interesting. The east coast is unprepared for earthquakes in the same way that the west coast is unprepared for floods. We don't have the equipment or the training to deal with them. Speaking of weather, there's supposed to be a hurricane coming ( Read more... )

So my schedule still needs to be worked out and all, but that's par for the course really. I'm going to keep today's blog short because the last few have been so long ( Read more... )

This entry comes in 2 parts. First, Things I did today and their consequences. Following that is a public service announcement regarding the female reproductive system.

A) I baked a chocolate cake today that is delicious but tastes inexplicably like earl grey tea. It's not unpleasant, just odd. Also, I finally dropped out of chemistry and got into ( Read more... )

I was watching one of the preseason Eagles games in which all the free agents and prospective rookies play today, and I liked it a lot more than regular season NFL games. All the new players were young and eager and trying their hardest to prove what they can do, but they knew that the odds of them getting on the team were so slim that they were ( Read more... )

Today in reading The Hunger Games again, I was reminded of something that happened midsemester in fall of last year. I was in my lasers class and we were learning about laser hair removal. Naturally, the subject turned to the double-standards of beauty for men and women. The class was a total boys club; myself and one friend of mine comprised the ( Read more... )

I love driving other peoples' cars. It's like a one-night stand ( Read more... )

A lot of people are doing Vlog Every Day in August [VEDA] this month, but since I don't vlog I'm gonna try BEDA and see how it goes ( Read more... )

2 posts in 1 day! I have a life ( Read more... )

Ahem. Hoebaggery. You see ( Read more... )